Ask AndyG: a new forum regular feature

Dear Andy,

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I must confess, I find myself in a rather peculiar predicament, one that has left me scratching my head and seeking the wisdom of an automotive aficionado such as yourself. You see, my beloved Jeep seems to have fallen ill, and I am at a loss as to how to nurse it back to its former glory.

Let me paint you a picture of the symptoms it's been exhibiting. Lately, whenever I take it for a spin, a mysterious rattling noise emerges from beneath the chassis. It starts as a faint murmur but gradually grows louder and more obnoxious, as if the Jeep itself is trying to communicate its discomfort to me. At first, I thought it might be a loose bolt or a wayward pebble, but after several thorough inspections, I haven't been able to pinpoint the source.

To make matters worse, the Jeep's once-impressive agility has diminished, and it now hesitates when accelerating, as if it's grappling with an invisible force. It used to glide effortlessly over rough terrain, but now it feels as if each bump sends a shudder through its very core. The engine's performance has also taken a hit, and it seems to be guzzling fuel at an alarming rate.

I have tried consulting various mechanics, but their diagnoses have been as varied as the colors of autumn leaves. One suggested it might be an issue with the suspension, while another claimed it was an elusive electrical problem. Yet, despite their best efforts, none have been able to provide a definitive solution to my Jeep's malaise.

This is where your expertise and renowned problem-solving skills come into play, Andy. I have heard tales of your uncanny ability to unravel the mysteries of the mechanical world, and I humbly implore you to share your wisdom with me. What steps should I take to diagnose and remedy my Jeep's sickness? Are there any known ailments that could explain its symptoms?

I eagerly await your guidance, knowing that with your assistance, my trusty Jeep will soon be restored to its former glory. Your wealth of knowledge and experience would be an invaluable asset in solving this puzzling dilemma. I am grateful for any insights or suggestions you can provide.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration, Andy. I look forward to hearing from you soon and embarking on this journey to heal my ailing Jeep.

Yours sincerely,
Saddled with an ailing Jeep
 
First, make sure its not the ol’ whining noise from the passenger seat. We see that a lot.

Secondly, having seen pictures of the undercarriage of your jeep, my gut reaction is you may have scrubbed the 02 sensors clean off it, and maybe pressure washed all the grease out.

All I know to do is bring mine, cut you loose with a brush and some simple green, and see if we can replicate the problem.

Let me know if that helps,
AndyG
 
Dear AndyG,

I have this new friend. Let's call him "ChetLGB." He's a real know-it-all, but most of the time, he doesn't quite get things right. How do I politely tell him that he is embarrassing himself without hurting his feelings. Also, I've never met him, only talked with him online. Am I a bad person for using masculine pronouns to describe him without asking his permission?

Thank you for your guidance,
sab
 
Dear AndyG,

I have this new friend. Let's call him "ChetLGB." He's a real know-it-all, but most of the time, he doesn't quite get things right. How do I politely tell him that he is embarrassing himself without hurting his feelings. Also, I've never met him, only talked with him online. Am I a bad person for using masculine pronouns to describe him without asking his permission?

Thank you for your guidance,
sab

Dear sab,

I seem to remember seeing "ChetLGB" referring to a fellow forum member as "they" without ever consulting said member as to which pronouns the member prefered. While I'll admit that I'm not as worldly as @AndyG , I would venture to say, that you are safe to assume "Chet's" gender as he has shown to do the same with others.
 
Dear AndyG,

I have this new friend. Let's call him "ChetLGB." He's a real know-it-all, but most of the time, he doesn't quite get things right. How do I politely tell him that he is embarrassing himself without hurting his feelings. Also, I've never met him, only talked with him online. Am I a bad person for using masculine pronouns to describe him without asking his permission?

Thank you for your guidance,
sab
When making new friends, one must accept their flaws and view them in a positive manner. Being critical of yourself can lead to feelings of inferiority and harm self esteem. It would be preferable to look at them in a gender neutral way and not be judgemental.



At least that’s what they told me.
 
Dear sab,

I seem to remember seeing "ChetLGB" referring to a fellow forum member as "they" without ever consulting said member as to which pronouns the member prefered. While I'll admit that I'm not as worldly as @AndyG , I would venture to say, that you are safe to assume "Chet's" gender as he has shown to do the same with others.

Ahhh Chet’s a pussy! And drinks bud light…
 
Hey @AndyG is it a fafo moment if you break into your landlords locked shed to smoke pot and he tried to kick you out of his place for doing drugs, so you call the cops while high? Could we call it a b&e? Oh and possession of a controlled substance? Oh and the landlord is sober and never made any threats but was frisked and is Uber pissed?

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Hey @AndyG is it a fafo moment if you break into your landlords locked shed to smoke pot and he tried to kick you out of his place for doing drugs, so you call the cops while high? Could we call it a b&e? Oh and possession of a controlled substance? Oh and the landlord is sober and never made any threats but was frisked and is Uber pissed?

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Being TJ owners, our view would be that you weren’t hurting anything as long as it was his pot. That way you’re not blowing your parts budget.
 
Hey @AndyG is it a fafo moment if you break into your landlords locked shed to smoke pot and he tried to kick you out of his place for doing drugs, so you call the cops while high? Could we call it a b&e? Oh and possession of a controlled substance? Oh and the landlord is sober and never made any threats but was frisked and is Uber pissed?

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Somebody get this poor guy a MAPP torch head...
 
@AndyG here lately I have been feeling really depressed!

It seems my wheeling buddies are getting TJUR's and I just have a TJR.

I have been feeling inadequate in the length department since this has happened.

Please help and give some guidance to a short Jeep guy!
 
@AndyG here lately I have been feeling really depressed!

It seems my wheeling buddies are getting TJUR's and I just have a TJR.

I have been feeling inadequate in the length department since this has happened.

Please help and give some guidance to a short Jeep guy!

Kinda like the big truck syndrome isn’t it? Compensating for inadequate size in other parts of their life.