The unfortunate TJ of the day thread

In the Vespa world these are called ‘bodges’ and are indicative of multiple Asian Vespas welded together into death traps and then painted nice new shiny colours and shipped stateside to be sold to unsuspecting newbies. No reputable mechanic will go near them, not even the backyard folks.

I’m new here but I suspect there is a certain amount of that in this community as well.
 
Feast your eyes on this masterpiece of fabrication.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1220362816890773

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Per the seller, and I quote:


Well...I'm convinced. Now where the feck is my checkbook... 🤣

Devil's advocate, from what I could see of the frame it's hard to tell exactly where they welded in the stretch section, and the exterior body work didn't look like a hack job. My biggest complaint is the obvious disregard for the wheel well placement.
If you're going to go that far with a mod at LEAST make sure the wheel wells are actually 100% over the tires.
 
I was just going to share this guy's post but it's in a group, then there's those people who can't/won't look at bookface, and I couldn't in good conscience deprive them of this master piece of "WTF were you thinking?".View attachment 684606View attachment 684607View attachment 684608View attachment 684609View attachment 684610

So...

Should I thank you for going to the trouble of sharing this with those of us who refuse facesuck, or should I hate you for not leaving it there? :D ;) Either way, what an abomination!