.................... ................... got it!
Makin’ Ba-CON RUN!
I enjoyed it lol.
I’ve encountered thousands of ppl with a pig on my back and all I get is looks. Lots of shocked looks. No one has quipped “piggy back ride” or “ little piggy to the market”. Lame.
They may have good one liners on tweetster but not in real life with a snout in your face