After getting his tongue modified so it is split down the middle to create a forked effect, he is also planning to have his penis split in half.
How far is this identity thing gonna go before we can go back to recognizing it as the mental illness that it is?
Who's doing these surgeries on him? How is cutting someone's ears or fingers off, or cutting huge holes in the nose, not against the Hippocratic Oath?
Next President?
Oh sorry! . . . you already have an alien.
As does Canada . . . . except our alien is dumber than a turnip.