As long as you are just "fooling around with metal fab and trying stuff", I thought I would pass on the results of a similar project completed in the past year. I wanted a rear hitch that didn't hang low, but had towing capacity. My solution was to "install" a real tow hitch, modified to the purpose, and then cover it with the stock bumper rather than try to use the stock bumper for support. This required a custom rear frame crossmember (I have an LJ) that included modified rear body support points, etc. The bumper slips over the hitch and bolts up. Go ahead and laugh at all this effort and still including the milk jugs, but its my jeep, and I like it. The jeep also has a 1.25" body lift and a raised tail to cover the crack, so a lot of work in the back two feet of the rig, but I enjoy the fabrication side of this hobby, and I was, as you say, just fooling around with metal fab. The picture without the stock bumper is the major components just sitting in place without the finished welding and a few brackets.
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