Grammar/spelling police

The one that just drives me bat scat crazy is lose vs loose. That's even worse than break/brake. I see loose/lose all the time, WTF?

Saw it yesterday. 100% drives me batty. Had a girlfriend once who kept saying in letters, “I don’t want to loose you.” I was like, “Well then stop winding me up!”
 
I seen your car in the parking lot the other day...
Me and Dave were talking...
Me and him were talking...
Prolly gonna/gunna hit the store on the way home...
I didn't hit the store on the way home cuz I was running late...
We went over to there place...
I walked all the way over their...
I couldn't believe how many Jeep's were on the trail...

And the list goes on....

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I saw they're Jeep's.

Wasted apostrophes. My wife uses them everywhere. We're going to run out of them someday (soon, I hope).

My phone constantly turns its to it's. I catch it sometimes, but not enough.
 
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I've never caught my phone doing that.

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Western Electric for the win ! , We have one , a beige rotary just like what's pictured . It's too bad that Century Link is such a crap company to deal with we that we finally cancelled our land line . $ 100.00 a month for no long distance .
 
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Tooken drives me crazy.....

No granted I am a grammar flunkie on a lot of things.

But I do know its

Take
Took
Taken

There is no freaking tooken ...... and I hear collage graduates say it all the time.

Thats my only grammar pet peave, because its the only one I know, because I dropped out of collage.
 
Tooken drives me crazy.....

No granted I am a grammar flunkie on a lot of things.

But I do know its

Take
Took
Taken

There is no freaking tooken ...... and I hear collage graduates say it all the time.

Thats my only grammar pet peave, because its the only one I know, because I dropped out of collage.

But what about Tooken Sam?

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