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In the spirit of Dear Abby , I thought it would be relevant to share my insight to questions from members, lurkers and and newbies.

Dear AndyG,
I can’t say my name or Avatar , due to recent events , but if I sold a rebuilt 4 cyl TJ, and get a Miata , will I be happy and more fulfilled?

signed,
Jedd



Dear “Jedd”,
I am not sure you will be , but we will . Go for it.
AndyG
 
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dear AndyG.

while cruising town the other day, i rolled up on a fairly hefty lady. she was obviously struck by me in my fine machine. and sounded willing to do anything ( she said she'd need 50$, so i let her borrow it).

this is where the problem began, her being a hefty girl and me having a decent lift and 35" tires, well we just couldn't get her in. i even pulled over to the gas station to let her get up onto the big curb.......i pushed and pushed while she pulled but we just couldn't do it. she was so upset she just took off and i never even gave her my # for that loan.

oh AndyG what do i do?




i'm sorry, but somebody was gonna do this.
 
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someguysjeep said:
dear AndyG.

while cruising town the other day, i rolled up on a fairly hefty lady. she was obviously struck by me in my fine machine. and sounded willing to do anything ( she said she'd need 50$, so i let her borrow it).

this is where the problem began, her being a hefty girl and me having a decent lift and 35" tires, well we just couldn't get her in. i even pulled over to the gas station to let her get up onto the big curb.......i pushed and pushed while she pulled but we just couldn't do it. she was so upset she just took off and i never even gave her my # for that loan.

oh AndyG what do i do?




i'm sorry, but somebody was gonna do this.
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Dear Sir,
Well , this is a sad dilemma , but could be worse. It’s not the ones you can’t get in that cause the most problems , it’s the ones you can’t get out that get you.

You may want to consider an Lj.

AndyG
 
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Dear Andy G,

Regarding forum etiquette which unfortunate habit is likely to garner more TJ Forum Demerits and by how much?

1: Asking a question and flagrantly disregarding every suggestion as pointless to such a degree that it seems as though the OP thinks they have paid a great deal of money for professional consultation rather than asking group of like-minded enthusiasts on the internet who are generally trying to help

<or>

2: Members who start nearly of their posts with "Actually, "

Please note TJ Forum Demerits can be expressed out to two decimal places.
 
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zebra12 said:
Show us some magic - bring Zedd and Leah into a thread together.
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qslim said:
Dear Andy G,

Regarding forum etiquette which unfortunate habit is likely to garner more TJ Forum Demerits and by how much?

1: Asking a question and flagrantly disregarding every suggestion as pointless to such a degree that it seems as though the OP thinks they have paid a great deal of money for professional consultation rather than asking group of like-minded enthusiasts on the internet who are generally trying to help

<or>

2: Members who start nearly of their posts with "Actually, "

Please note TJ Forum Demerits can be expressed out to two decimal places.
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Dear Sir,

#1 gets you a hefty minus 50 points and can result in a fine up to $250.00. People that won’t listen make me want to grind my nipples off with a belt sander.

AndyG
 
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