Something like this is sweet.
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/tls/d/mesa-vintage-littlestown-no-450-bench/7215833125.html
I agree! I think maybe the problem is I am only looking at Wilton, and they seem very highly priced. I have to imagine there are other high quality vintage vise manufacturers. I mean hell, even a vintage Craftsman from the 50s is probably better than a Chinese vise.