Anybody here seen a Bigfoot?

freedom_in_4low said:
Bigfoot is a humanoid. Some that have tasted human meat describe it as tasting most similar to pork. I read an article once covering a business that cleans skeletons, including human, for scientific/display purposes. They described human meat as being just about the most greasy, disgusting meat they deal with. That's generally the case for the meat of carnivores.

Oklahoma has a large feral hog population, such that it's illegal to capture them alive and transport them, they have no season, no hunting license is required and it's perfectly legal to kill them and leave them laying there for the scavengers. I would suspect a bigfoot living in the same area would have a largely similar diet.

Based on that info, I'm going to venture a guess that bigfoot would taste something in the realm of the nastiest feral hog anybody has ever eaten.
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Put a little green sauce on it and there you have it. The Burfootorito.

Ima thinking about getting that pork roast out of the freezer and prepare it for the crockpot and make some
chili verde.
 
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I really doubt bigfoot exists. With so many people actively looking for such an evasive creature it is bound to show up somewhere at some point (like on a game camera). Is it possible? Anything is possible but I'd lean more towards they don't exist. It is fun to believe they might though.

Unlike aliens where it's impossible to know what exists out there in other galaxies, we have explored all of the US and in many cases people have dedicated their lives to finding these things. There are always just so many holes in the stories people tell about them. So the creature casually walked across the road when you had your grainy flip phone taking a video of it in bum-fuck boring-ass Arkansas but wildlife experts can't find it? Get real. :ROFLMAO:
 
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jeepguy03 said:
I really doubt bigfoot exists.
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jeepguy03 said:
Anything is possible but I'd lean more towards they don't exist. It is fun to believe they might though.

. . . . we have explored all of the US and in many cases people have dedicated their lives to finding these things
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jeepguy03 said:
So the creature casually walked across the road when you had your grainy flip phone taking a video of it in . . . Arkansas
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You make some good points . . . when referring to the lower 48. Not likely any evidence will ever come from Alabama.
But, there are vast areas north of the 49th that are roadless wilderness. If there were to be something undiscovered, this north coast 'no-mans-land' would be a place to look.
 
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ejay said:
Not a believer here. I wish I was. I'm not dumb enough to think we are acutely aware of every species on the planet. I'm also smart enough to realize how difficult it would be to hide a breeding population. No remains. No diffinitive video evidence. And I don't buy the whole interdimensional/extradimensional being stories. Makes for good banter, though.

I've seem some creepy stuff in the wood and in the dessert. Most of it can be explained.

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John Candy, a legend taken too soon. Love all his films.
 
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I have never seen and do not believe in it, but my wife says that she saw Bigfoot before meeting me, gna used to live in Oregon and there she saw it near a forest or lake, I don’t remember exactly
 
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qslim said:
I like the ghost hunter shows. Just wandering around a house at night with a shitty handheld camera loudly whispering "WHAT WAS THAT, OH MY GOD GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT?"

One of my all time faves was the motorcycle show that kinda started that whole genre.. I can't think of the name but the one with the roided-out dad throwing shit across the shop at his sons because they hadn't gotten the Nokia project bike welded up in time or whatever. That was fun.
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I did production work for a while in college (event lighting, sound, projection, etc)

We did an event with the Warrens - the Amittyville Horror House "exorcists".

I have never met a pair of more blatant shysters in my life.
 
AlexNillson89 said:
I have never seen and do not believe in it . . . .
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If you look at the Patterson-Gimlin film footage from 1967 - northern California, you'll see the easy natural stride of a creature . . . you'll also see the amount of ground covered in a very short time, the creature not looking at the ground as it strides away, and a familiarity with its surroundings. The modern ways of dissecting film footage has shown that this creature is female with pendulous breasts which swing with her stride - difficult to duplicate.

On the other hand, the movie 'Planet of the Apes' was released the following year 1968. This movie had the resources of the very best costume designers, best film crew shooting the best angles and lighting, make-up artists, and scene layouts on flat ground . . . . and guess what? They all look like humans in monkey suits.

Just something to think about . . . .
 
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Great. Now we’re going to branch off into wether or not we’ve seen Bigfoot’s boobs. 🤣
 
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Apparition said:
To prove I didn’t make it up

“4) Yeti females are known for their pendulous breasts which hang down below their waists. If they need to run, they can throw them over their shoulders.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/ar...FsJkCg/ten-things-you-should-know-about-yetis
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“In fact Sherpas advise, to outrun a yeti, head downhill. If the yeti is female, her breasts will fall from her shoulders, slowing her down. If male, a downhill direction will force his brow of long hair to fall in front of his eyes, blocking his view and allowing you to escape.”

Who knew?
 
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mushdogs said:
“In fact Sherpas advise, to outrun a yeti, head downhill. If the yeti is female, her breasts will fall from her shoulders, slowing her down. If male, a downhill direction will force his brow of long hair to fall in front of his eyes, blocking his view and allowing you to escape.”

Who knew?
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now i cant get the picture out of my head of large hairy boobs slapping a yeti in the face as it runs......

anyhoo....

there is a book called missing 411by david paulides a former police officer that talks about people missing from public lands and parks pretty interesting read. some of them go missing in the blink of an eye only for their bodies to be found miles away in areas they shouldn't have been able to get to such as a ledge 200 ft up a sheer mountain face. there is a youtuber that goes by mrballen that talks about some of the stories in the books if any one wanted to check them out. i mention it because a few of the children that have been found and rescued said that a "gorilla" was watching over them and protecting them while they were lost in the woods according to the police reports.
 
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