You two fuckers knew it was coming, now it's here.

It's mandatory to carry around here. They ship you a few photos, a dozen masks, and some re-illustrated Dr. Sues books monthly. I'm just shocked they don't do it everywhere.
I think they said it’s called normalization?
 
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It's mandatory to carry around here. They ship you a few photos, a dozen masks, and some re-illustrated Dr. Sues books monthly. I'm just shocked they don't do it everywhere.
they also send us complimentary waited vests and cherry flavored pacifiers so when we go out in public we dont feel out of our "safe space" at least thats here for the city
 
That's right, I forgot you're not allowed to leave your house in California and you must wear a mask at all times. Shit... you got me there ;)

You guys must love Newsom!
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Why you carry around gay porn?
See, that was going to be my question but then I suffered a bit of brain lock because (a) I didn't really want to know the answer. (b) there is no way to ask without seeming a bit too inquisitive, even asking for a friend (wink, wink). (c) horrified that he might have actually had some and finally (d) who the fuck gets away with hauling around that shit anyway?

I think I may have managed to squeak out a "DON'T DO THAT" while trying to get my brain to unlock.
 
See, that was going to be my question but then I suffered a bit of brain lock because (a) I didn't really want to know the answer. (b) there is no way to ask without seeming a bit too inquisitive, even asking for a friend (wink, wink). (c) horrified that he might have actually had some and finally (d) who the fuck gets away with hauling around that shit anyway?

I think I may have managed to squeak out a "DON'T DO THAT" while trying to get my brain to unlock.
And that’s why the question was worded so poorly.
 
See, that was going to be my question but then I suffered a bit of brain lock because (a) I didn't really want to know the answer. (b) there is no way to ask without seeming a bit too inquisitive, even asking for a friend (wink, wink). (c) horrified that he might have actually had some and finally (d) who the fuck gets away with hauling around that shit anyway?

I think I may have managed to squeak out a "DON'T DO THAT" while trying to get my brain to unlock.
😂😂😂 I can accept all of this only because I think that it would be pretty funny if Chris got pulled over and when he goes to get his registration a pile of that comes pouring out of his glove box, regardless of how it got there... well as long as Chris didn’t put it there... that would be a different matter altogether.