Thanks, I'm good. It was only 6 stitches. No arteries or tendons.
They dragged her out screaming obscenities and her friend got up and left with her.
Saw an extremely drunk kid looks like he ruined his right arm forever punching glass at a frat party. He definitely had tendon...
At the ER. My "puppy" jumped on me and jammed the knife I was using into my forearm. I need a few stitches.
This rant is not about my dog.
There's a morbidly obese woman here with a a sick friend (also obese).
She has a baby carriage with a yappy fuckin chihuahua in it.
When she was told to...
Kid on the plane just asked if I was in the Navy.
I said, "Yeah, were you? did I yell at you one time?"
Fucker said, "No, but my grandpa was in the Navy and you remind me of him."
I'm not sure if I should punch him in the dick or buy him a drink!
You're showing your age. We've been using Recovery Assist Secure and Transit (RAST) for years now on CGs and DDGs.
It grabs the helo and winches it down. Works pretty good.
The pic is a U.S. DDG in moderately rough weather but I've seen flight ops in worse.
The little deck house is for the...
Doc would hand you a 1000 pill bottle.
"Here, take 2 or 3 of these a couple times a day."
My civilian doc would gasp in horror when I told them how much motrin I took...or when I told them the Navy did my first two colonoscopies while I was awake.