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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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    I have a dog, I leave her home

    Thanks, I'm good. It was only 6 stitches. No arteries or tendons. They dragged her out screaming obscenities and her friend got up and left with her. Just ridiculous. Saw an extremely drunk kid looks like he ruined his right arm forever punching glass at a frat party. He definitely had tendon...
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    I have a dog, I leave her home

    At the ER. My "puppy" jumped on me and jammed the knife I was using into my forearm. I need a few stitches. This rant is not about my dog. There's a morbidly obese woman here with a a sick friend (also obese). She has a baby carriage with a yappy fuckin chihuahua in it. When she was told to...
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    Military Memes

    Kid on the plane just asked if I was in the Navy. I said, "Yeah, were you? did I yell at you one time?" Fucker said, "No, but my grandpa was in the Navy and you remind me of him." I'm not sure if I should punch him in the dick or buy him a drink!
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    Military Memes

    The secret is that the target isn't moving, the rest of the planet is.
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    Military Memes

    Actually, a second look indicates that it's not really rough seas you're looking at. The helo is secured in the RAST cart and the ship is making a hard right turn. Totally safe!
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    Military Memes

    You're showing your age. We've been using Recovery Assist Secure and Transit (RAST) for years now on CGs and DDGs. It grabs the helo and winches it down. Works pretty good. The pic is a U.S. DDG in moderately rough weather but I've seen flight ops in worse. The little deck house is for the...
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    Axle Upgrade Project Help

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    Military Memes

    Yeah, I asked the last doc to skip the sedation . She said no, she's not comfortable with it. I'd get another doc but it's such a pain in the ass!
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    Military Memes

    800 milligram. Doc would hand you a 1000 pill bottle. "Here, take 2 or 3 of these a couple times a day." My civilian doc would gasp in horror when I told them how much motrin I took...or when I told them the Navy did my first two colonoscopies while I was awake.
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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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    Tie rod end is really stuck

    Curious what kind of shape your steering knuckles are in? Maybe throw that sucker out too and be done with it.
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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?