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You know, engineers do not just sit around all day thinking up new ways to make your life more difficult. They all have bosses, and most of the bosses are not engineers; they are button sorters and bean counters. Most of what engineers do is compromise. You want reliability and safety, but you want it cheap. You want performance, but you want good mileage. You want front end stability, but you don't want to rip off your drain plug on a rock. Usually, the engineer doesn't even get to make the call. Some pencil neck at corporate has decided it's .0053 cents cheaper per unit to do it this way, so that's how it gets done.
 
You know, engineers do not just sit around all day thinking up new ways to make your life more difficult. They all have bosses, and most of the bosses are not engineers; they are button sorters and bean counters. Most of what engineers do is compromise. You want reliability and safety, but you want it cheap. You want performance, but you want good mileage. You want front end stability, but you don't want to rip off your drain plug on a rock. Usually, the engineer doesn't even get to make the call. Some pencil neck at corporate has decided it's .0053 cents cheaper per unit to do it this way, so that's how it gets done.

I’m the boss of engineers. But I’m also an engineer.