I didn't marry this girl, but I'm pretty sure I dated her...
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When I was in junior high, I was finally old enough that job was delegated to my younger siblings.
Yep. My dad's TV remote was a very sophisticated voice operated type: "Turn it up" "turn it down" "Change the channel (which also meant operating the antenna rotor)", "Turn it off" "turn it on" etc...
Looks like what I leave after lunch. That's disgusting.
I was on a train the other day when two Swedish men sat down next to me. The two introduced themselves as Sven and Alf. The one called Alf was wearing a t-shirt with the Russian flag on it, and had a cap with a hammer and sickle on, I assumed from his garb that he was an avid communist.
I asked them if either of them knew where I could get a pint on the train, and Alf piped up:
"Listen asshole, If you go to carriage 4, you can get a Guinness. You can also find a Stella in carriage 6, you idiot. There's some microbrews served in the front of the train, YOU DICKHEAD!" He shouted.
I was a bit taken aback at how mean Alf was, but I thanked him for the information.
Soon after, when he got up to go to the bathroom, I asked Sven what the deal was with his friend.
"He doesn't mean anything by it, Sven said, "but trust me when I tell you; Rude Alf the Red knows train beer."
I asked them if either of them knew where I could get a pint on the train, and Alf piped up:
"Listen asshole, If you go to carriage 4, you can get a Guinness. You can also find a Stella in carriage 6, you idiot. There's some microbrews served in the front of the train, YOU DICKHEAD!" He shouted.
I was a bit taken aback at how mean Alf was, but I thanked him for the information.
Soon after, when he got up to go to the bathroom, I asked Sven what the deal was with his friend.
"He doesn't mean anything by it, Sven said, "but trust me when I tell you; Rude Alf the Red knows train beer."
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Not only did this make me laugh for a solid 5 minutes, it makes me really miss my dad. This is exactly the kind of joke he loved to tell.
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