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A man has been crushed to death by a hydraulic urinal in London's West End this afternoon.

Emergency services tried to save the man, who has not been named, but he died at the scene at Cambridge Circus on the junction between Shaftesbury Avenue and Charing Cross Road - outside the Palace Theatre, where the Harry Potter play is being shown.

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It is thought that the man was working on a pop-up urinal which rises from the pavement for those out in London at night.

Ambulance crews, an air ambulance and firefighters were dispatched at 1.05pm and police were called five minutes later. The man was freed earlier on Friday but was pronounced dead soon after.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: 'We're sorry to have to update that, despite the efforts of emergency services, the man who was critically injured in Cambridge Circus was pronounced dead at the scene.

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'His next of kin have been informed. Cordons remain in place at the location.

'Police were called at around 1.10pm on Friday January 27, to a seriously injured man at Cambridge Circus, W1.

'The man is thought to have sustained crush injuries while working on a telescopic urinal at the location.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...al-horrific-accident-central-London-died.html

 
A man has been crushed to death by a hydraulic urinal in London's West End this afternoon.

Emergency services tried to save the man, who has not been named, but he died at the scene at Cambridge Circus on the junction between Shaftesbury Avenue and Charing Cross Road - outside the Palace Theatre, where the Harry Potter play is being shown.

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It is thought that the man was working on a pop-up urinal which rises from the pavement for those out in London at night.

Ambulance crews, an air ambulance and firefighters were dispatched at 1.05pm and police were called five minutes later. The man was freed earlier on Friday but was pronounced dead soon after.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: 'We're sorry to have to update that, despite the efforts of emergency services, the man who was critically injured in Cambridge Circus was pronounced dead at the scene.

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'His next of kin have been informed. Cordons remain in place at the location.

'Police were called at around 1.10pm on Friday January 27, to a seriously injured man at Cambridge Circus, W1.

'The man is thought to have sustained crush injuries while working on a telescopic urinal at the location.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...al-horrific-accident-central-London-died.html


I would piss myself waiting on that contraption.