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GOD i would love to see somebody leave one of those on AndyG's jeep !!!!
That makes me want to wash my windshield...
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That makes me want to wash my windshield...
while we're on that subject, I have a question for ask AndyG . Andy when driving down the highway and you hit a bug, do you A) immediately slam on the breaks and polish your windshield in the middle of the road causing a 20 car pile up B) pull over immediately and clean it or C) wait until the next red light and clean it ? just asking for a friend named John Cooper
Dear AndyG -
I'm having some trouble lately. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I live in constant fear that Blaine will stumble across my build thread and reveal my rig for the asshat-edry that it is. What can I do?
Sleepless in Nashville
(Note: I'm using an alias so as to remain anonymous)
I'm having some trouble lately. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I live in constant fear that Blaine will stumble across my build thread and reveal my rig for the asshat-edry that it is. What can I do?
Sleepless in Nashville
(Note: I'm using an alias so as to remain anonymous)
OP
Dear Wildman, er I mean Nashville Tj,
Well I don’t really know what to tell you to do, Because Blaine hates everything and everybody and everything about everybody
-Try narcotic sleep aids- big Elvis handfuls. Makes it at least bearable.
Works for the rest of us, and we have all slimmed down.
AndyG
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Dear Wildman, er I mean Nashville Tj,
Well I don’t really know what to tell you to do, Because Blaine hates everything and everybody and everything about everybody
Try narcotic sleep aids- big Elvis handfuls. Makes it at least bearable.
Works for the rest of us, and we have all slimmed down.
AndyG
Oh great now we’re all in trouble
Dammit! How did you guys figure out it was me???
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Dammit! How did you guys figure out it was me???
I’ve got ESP(N)
Hey @AndyG I know that a fart is always funny, my question is whether i should Fart next to my wife's oxygen machine or her cpap? I am looking for maximum gagging effect here!
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Does she ever wear a diving helmet? I know a great trick…
Just once I got my wife to wear a diving helmet. She found she was allergic to the duct tape so we used crazy glue to seal it on. Didn't work. She was pissed.
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My wife would complain if she had her finger pinched in the door.
@AndyG , what the hell is wrong with me? I made the joke about the machined ducks in that other thread just so I could stop reading about the FooFin long arm upgrade. But it seems I can’t stop reading it and people can’t stop commenting. What to do?
OP
Dear forum member,
When you consider combining ducks , long arms and add stupidity by me.....You’re probably going down a road that leads to bad place.
You probably should do something less dangerous, like land mine clearing.
I’m just not sure what you have going on there- But if you find yourself looking at a four-door, you may be too far gone.
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