Ask AndyG: a new forum regular feature

while we're on that subject, I have a question for ask AndyG . Andy when driving down the highway and you hit a bug, do you A) immediately slam on the breaks and polish your windshield in the middle of the road causing a 20 car pile up B) pull over immediately and clean it or C) wait until the next red light and clean it ? just asking for a friend named John Cooper :ROFLMAO:
 
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Dear AndyG,

In keeping with the Jeeping spirit, Ive been placing these fun toys in fellow Jeepers JKs, JLs and Gladiators. Im not getting the response that I was hoping for. As I watch from afar, the recipients look disgusted and annoyed. Am I doing something wrong? Is there something about this Jeep tradition that Im missing? Please advise.

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Best antenna topper ever!
 
Dear AndyG -

I'm having some trouble lately. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I live in constant fear that Blaine will stumble across my build thread and reveal my rig for the asshat-edry that it is. What can I do?

Sleepless in Nashville
(Note: I'm using an alias so as to remain anonymous)
 
Dear AndyG -

I'm having some trouble lately. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I live in constant fear that Blaine will stumble across my build thread and reveal my rig for the asshat-edry that it is. What can I do?

Sleepless in Nashville
(Note: I'm using an alias so as to remain anonymous)


Dear Wildman, er I mean Nashville Tj,

Well I dont really know what to tell you to do, Because Blaine hates everything and everybody and everything about everybody -

Try narcotic sleep aids- big Elvis handfuls. Makes it at least bearable.

Works for the rest of us, and we have all slimmed down.

AndyG
 
Dear AndyG -

I'm having some trouble lately. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I live in constant fear that Blaine will stumble across my build thread and reveal my rig for the asshat-edry that it is. What can I do?

Sleepless in Nashville
(Note: I'm using an alias so as to remain anonymous)

@mrblaine has been duly notified!
 
Dear Wildman, er I mean Nashville Tj,

Well I dont really know what to tell you to do, Because Blaine hates everything and everybody and everything about everybody -

Try narcotic sleep aids- big Elvis handfuls. Makes it at least bearable.

Works for the rest of us, and we have all slimmed down.

AndyG

@mrblaine has been duly notified!

Oh great now were all in trouble不

Dammit! How did you guys figure out it was me???

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@AndyG , what the hell is wrong with me? I made the joke about the machined ducks in that other thread just so I could stop reading about the FooFin long arm upgrade. But it seems I cant stop reading it and people cant stop commenting. What to do?
 
@AndyG , what the hell is wrong with me? I made the joke about the machined ducks in that other thread just so I could stop reading about the FooFin long arm upgrade. But it seems I cant stop reading it and people cant stop commenting. What to do?
Dear forum member,
When you consider combining ducks , long arms and add stupidity by me.....Youre probably going down a road that leads to bad place.

You probably should do something less dangerous, like land mine clearing.

Im just not sure what you have going on there- But if you find yourself looking at a four-door, you may be too far gone.
 
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