Ducking Jeeps (Literally)

[InOmaha]

I have to wear a mask to go to the store because ….reasons, but some snot-nosed, Walmart going, window licker can stick their cootie infested Covid-duck on my door handle; and it's me who's the bad guy for not liking them messing with my stuff.

 

[Tranz Zam]

I went back and found the previous thread about this stupidity. Seems the original FB group shut down, and now you need to be a member to see their crap.

 

[jwilson2899]

Get the "duck" out of here. I didn't even know this was a thing, until today!

Be careful, it's starting to creep into our area...

 

[Irun]

Be careful, it's starting to creep into our area...

I'm hoping for social duck distancing!

 

[rasband]

I have to wear a mask to go to the store because ….reasons, but some snot-nosed, Walmart going, window licker can stick their cootie infested Covid-duck on my door handle; and it's me who's the bad guy for not liking them messing with my stuff.

I think the issue here is you have doors on, is it better if it’s sitting on your dash or seat!?

 

[AMS417]

but some snot-nosed, Walmart going, window licker can stick their cootie infested Covid-duck on my door handle

"Tonight on the 9 o'clock news, Channel 8 investigates cootie infested Covid-ducks as cases spike amidst a new social media trend that seems to be the driving force behind this explosive pandemic. Live at the Walmart parking lot we go to our action news reporter Richard Johnson."

 

[Mr. Pink]

 

[jeepguy03]

At least now I won't be really confused if I come out to a random rubber duck on the hood of my Jeep.

 

[Zorba]

So the question then becomes: What does one do with said duck? Keep it? Is it supposed to be passed on?

 

[TJ2]

I think it's supposed to be passed onto the next Jeep.

 

[DustyRhodes03]

I got ducked a week or so ago while I was in the grocery store lol

 

[B252]

https://driving.ca/jeep/auto-news/news/jeeps-are-being-ducked-and-it-all-started-in-canada/amp
Besides being a Canadian thing, it must be for mall crawlers and soccer moms. Anyone here gonna “duck” another member?

Seems kinda fruity to me.
I just wave or walk up to them at the gas station or parking lot.

 

[TJ2]

I think in Canada they do that only to American drivers!
They vandalize cars with US license plates but not on Jeeps

 

[DustyRhodes03]

Seems kinda fruity to me.

Careful Captain Masculinity, your insecurities are showing. Get a grip man lol