Duckless

[Oberst Oswald]

What is wrong with my Jeep? My red & black Jeep, which my grand children named "Ladybug" remains duckless! For over the last month I been hunting the shopping centers, super markets and McDonald's etc for Jeeps and parking next to them hoping for a pity duck. I'm getting desperate and that maybe my Jeep isn't cool enough. Do ya think installing a angry grill, one of those tough looking jacks bolted to the hood and a set of Bulls Balls hanging from my rear bumper would make me worthy? How about doing the unthinkable stolen valor and putting a baitduck on my dash to show that I won't be mad about being ducked? I'm bearing the unbearable being without getting a real rubber duck from a unknown Jeeper and need ideas. Please help...

 

[Mr. Bills]

What is wrong with my Jeep? Maybe my Jeep isn't cool enough.

Well, since you asked . . . .

 

[TheBoogieman]

"Ladybug" can have mine. It's been replaced.

 

[inkedrose]

Be happy, your Jeep isn't creating crappy cheap plastic waste

 

[Oberst Oswald]

I am looking for ideas... do you think the Bulls Balls, being only $15.00 would be a start in the right direction?

 

[TheBoogieman]

I am looking for ideas... do you think the Bulls Balls, being only $15.00 would be a start in the right direction?

Since only newer Jeep owners carry those things around (besides @AndyG), I'd go for a couple of light bars to attract the right crowd.

 

[Obi-Wan]

I'll send you a hundred ducks if it will stop this thread.

 

[Chris]

Where's @AndyG when you need that guy?

 

[TheBoogieman]

I'll send you a decal to help you out. This is a guaranteed way to get lots of ducks.

 

[inkedrose]

"Ladybug" can have mine. It's been replaced.

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I'd be stoked if people were handing out RatFinks

 

[kmas0n]

I think its just a dying trend. I own a jeep rental business. While renting and driving one of my jeeps people used to just get ducks every day. They would usually leave the duck in the jeep when they were done. I kept all of the ducks on a low shelf and every time a child would come in, I would let them pick their favorite duck, and tell them to put it on their favorite jeep they saw on the trail... that shelf was full for years. Now there are 3 ducks on it. It was a thing. The "real" jeep community hated the thing, and now the thing is dying. Dont worry you are not getting a lot of ducks on your jeep. Its just not a jeep thing anymore.

 

[Obi-Wan]

Dont worry you are not getting a lot of ducks on your jeep. Its just not a jeep thing anymore.

At least on the TJ's it's not.

The LJ's on the other hand is a whole different world of cringe.

 

[97' 4 Popper]

At least on the TJ's it's not.

The LJ's on the other hand is a whole different world of cringe.

I think you meant to say JL.

 

[JMT]

What is wrong with my Jeep? My red & black Jeep, which my grand children named "Ladybug" remains duckless! For over the last month I been hunting the shopping centers, super markets and McDonald's etc for Jeeps and parking next to them hoping for a pity duck. I'm getting desperate and that maybe my Jeep isn't cool enough. Do ya think installing a angry grill, one of those tough looking jacks bolted to the hood and a set of Bulls Balls hanging from my rear bumper would make me worthy? How about doing the unthinkable stolen valor and putting a baitduck on my dash to show that I won't be mad about being ducked? I'm bearing the unbearable being without getting a real rubber duck from a unknown Jeeper and need ideas. Please help...

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They have books about this kind of thing. Look up Co-dependency.

 

[1o1proof]

It is still very much a thing with the car show jeeps around here.

 

[inkedrose]

I head something recently that Subarus are doing Pandas or something now. Same idea different animal.

 

[TheBoogieman]

I saw a woman in a Gladiator at Sam's club, and I commented about her many ducks. She said this one was her favorite. I couldn't hate her anymore.

 

[AndyG]

Where's @AndyG when you need that guy?

I’m telling ya’ll it is the gateway to beastiality. No telling what is coming.

 

[RangerTJ]

I head something recently that Subarus are doing Pandas or something now. Same idea different animal.

I would've thought the Subarus would be a small swatch of shag carpet

 

[Obi-Wan]

I think you meant to say JL.

Well, I'm just gonna show myself outta here. I don't think I can recover from this.

It's been fun.