Glock23c appendix conceal carry
Extra mag attached to belt
KaBar throat cutter
iPhone X
Wallet that says “Bad Mother Fucker”
(They don't call those socks, those are called panty hose.)
I've seen plenty of generously proportioned individuals on the range who were incredible and efficient marksmen, but I absolutely agree with the mystery of open carry. Plus, aren't the truly big folks at WalMart always on scooters? Hard to draw from concealed when piloting your scooter I guess.
Making oneself the first target by open carrying seems rather.... confused? Concealed is for a reason.