I just found this on Facebook and it's too funny not to post here!! 
60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!
Forward this to everyone you can remember right now! And remember, never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!


60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!
- Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run… anywhere.
- People call at 8pm and ask ‘Did I wake you?’
- People no longer see you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won’t wear out.
- You can eat supper at 5pm.
- You can live without sex but not your glasses.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
- You can’t remember who sent you this list.
- And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to everyone you can remember right now! And remember, never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

