Gywneth Paltrow's vagina candle

It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.

Hmmm.... I'd nearly guarantee this smells nothing like her Vag. Then again, maybe it does. Can someone step up and check, you know truth in advertising etc.
 
Huh. There’s four words I’d’ve never thought would be strung together on this forum, let alone in any coherent sentence...
 
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