I remodeled a bath for a guy that had nude pictures of his wife on his bedroom wall. I'm like, ain't that like having a picture of your Jeep....on the dash of your Jeep??
Weird.
"Sir, take those down or my guys will be here all year"
Really made it awkward to meet his wife. Really did. Freudian slip..."mam, we will do the breast job we can."