The struggle is real, guys and gals.
Ever sat on your dick? Yeah, it happens.
Toilets with the water level a tad too high? Yep. You gotta hold your buddy so he doesn’t hang in the water.
Struggle pulling out your guy every time you gotta take a leak? It’s like an Olympic challenge getting it up and out from beside my thigh.
...it’s a curse. Have pity on me.
