Cheers Guys - tried the gear oil but it didnt mix well.... no doubt it would if i did a 50/50 fill and ran it around for a while, prior to draining again.... weirdness is real - Vent tube is in place and 100% intact, - well, the bit of it i can see anyway. Can only assume its caused by condensation and that fluid has never been changed. Car is a 99 so,, quite old but not many miles