If you want to get the vibe for the small town area, go to the local diner and sit at the community “piss & moan” table, they’ll bring you up to speed.
My son always got a chuckle when I referred to it so he took the idea and ran.
I will piss later but moan now.
For you rural country boys:
There I was walking across my ranch with a chainsaw in my hand. I go into the house and tell my wife I have cut the last tree off this ranch and now find myself with nothing to do.
She asks have you found another ranch, I know you are looking"
NO!
Great, its time for you to retire and I would like to got back to Florida.
Yea I guess!
We head out the next morning and in a few days I buy another ranch in Naples but not as big. So we move to Sunny Fl.
After a couple of years I walk in the house and tell wife I cut my tree.
GOOD, we can now go buy place on the water.
We in Port Charlotte FL
Now the old cowboy is down to barely an acre of land, so I buy land across the street.
Now I have done all I can do here and come to this conclusion: Florida is not where I need be. The ranch goes up for sale in Naples tomorrow and the home here in Port Charlotte goes up for sale after that sells in Naples. I am heading HOME!
Take away: FL is full of folks from up North, they cannot drive. Green light means NOTHING. They just sit there I guess playing pocket pool or something. You got to honk your horn to get these folks to move.. Friendly is not a word used here in FL. I hate the traffic.Sitting on I 75/95 for hours at a time is nothing new. Rush hour is all the time.
What sate has the highest auto insurance rates in the US? FL does. same goes for homes.
Then there is the final straw: FREEDOM, brother you do not have freedom here at all
My ranch in Texas, top of the deed in Captial letters: "UNRESTRICTED ACREAGE". The only thing I cannot do is sell alcohol. Here it takes a permit to get a permit...Just spent $2000 on a new hot water heater. Mine when, I run to Home Dept to get a new on, same make and model and I tell the guy I got my truck I will take it home...NO CAN DO, the plumber will pick it up and bring it. Palmer, I don't no plumber I put it in myself. YOU CANNOT DO THAT the plumber has to pull the Permit.
Hot water heater, same make an model $575
The plumber brings it, time to install in the same location, nothing requires replum or anything. 25 min later I wrote a check for $1500 and that was after my discount of 10%.
You can nothing to your home without a permit...and I am NOT in an HOA and I am NOT in the city limits!
Country boy cannot survive here!