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[Dr. Internet]

I'm not a police officer, but I feel the same way every time I get on I-35 or I-10. Just GTF out of my lane!

When I drive my TJ, I stay in the right or center lane. It doesn't belong in the left lane. When I drive my Grand Cherokee (it's a HEMI, man), stay out of my way.

It's the worst between south of Austin and north of Dallas.

 

[Lowki]

Yeah that deranged lunatic can f*ck right off.

 

[Zorba]

I would be happy if people just knew how to accelerate and merge on an onramp. Going 50-55 behind some idiot trying to "merge" with 70 MPH traffic has a sphincter factor of about 8.

 

[L J]

from the comments:

She needs a nice long something, idk if it's a fishing trip, but she needs it hard and all night.

 

[2001slvrstntj]

I would be happy if people just knew how to accelerate and merge on an onramp. Going 50-55 behind some idiot trying to "merge" with 70 MPH traffic has a sphincter factor of about 8.

This for the win….takes speed to merge not brakes.

 

[Zorba]

This for the win….takes speed to merge not brakes.

I'm not a fast driver, I generally go the speed limit - but I'm convinced that far more accidents are caused by brake pedals than accelerator pedals. Most onramps here in Florida are long to very long - plenty of space for even a '66 VW MicroBus to get up to speed. Yet these fools want to merge at 50-55. BOIL IT!