"Swaying Faggots"
I have never heard that term. But I can picture it in my head, and I feel bad for laughing
I have a similar sudden stop story.
When I was 5 some of the neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to send me down my driveway sitting on a skateboard. Was fun till I hit the trench cut across the driveway 2/3s the way down
I got road rash on my forehead and down my nose