The unfortunate TJ of the day thread

How about this thing? Diamond plate on the edge of the hood, and literal chicken coup wire protecting the headlights.

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Lol - not defending some of the choices this owner has made - but, the headlight guards actually do work. I had some for awhile on my old XJ that saw a lot of dirt and rocky roads in South Texas. This was back when one of the only options was glass sealed beams for these, and they deflected several attacks. Even when I smashed the front end in on a guard rail, it held most of the glass in the housing so there was minimal cleanup.