Things to do / not do at the Smoky Mountain Jeep Invasion next weekend

[AndyG]

Looking for ideas . I have one full day planned.

1. Yank angry bird grills off with my winch.

2. Bump into parked JK/ JL, and say, oops , I didn't realize a " jeep" was parked there , is that a kit ? Does it have 4 wheel drive?

3. Ask YJ owners , hey , are those S10 headlights?

4. Do a limp wristed Jeep wave and see what happens

5. Say to Rubicon owners, " man that looks almost real,who sold you those hood stickers"

6. Walk into a bar and say, Hey, who's driving the 4 door some dude just puked in to?

7. Put corn on parked 4 door roll bars to attract pigeons

8. Ask vendors at the Civic center- Will this fit my Samurai?

9. Give people with terrible looking rigs funeral home hugs

10. Throw water balloons

11. Point at all the Gladiators and bounce up and down in the seat.

 

[Chris]

You're on a roll lately

 

[K0LCB]

Andy, I think you have too much free time

 

[Hook_62]

You're on a roll lately

Damn! I do believe a few of those were directed at you Chris?

 

[AndyG]

Andy, I think you have too much free time

Free nothing, I'm charging myself $50 an hour to be on here...that's how I earn parts money.

 

[JeepZilla380]

12. Practice using your air down tool on other peoples Jeeps?

 

[AndyG]

12. Practice using your air down tool on other peoples Jeeps?

#13 Go to the Warn booth , and loudly say , I HAVE A RUBICON, I CANT GET STUCK HA HA HA HA !

 

[Sancho]

Call jeeps a "car", but refer to your jeep as a "built jeep rig".

 

[AndyG]

Call jeeps a "car", but refer to your jeep as a "built jeep rig".

I like the way you think... I'll be keeping an eye on you.

(Sam kinison and Rodney Dangerfield... Back to School)

 

[lindsey97]

You are truly a special kind of shithead. Welcome home, and we like you.

 

[AndyG]

Free nothing, I'm charging myself $50 an hour to be on here.

I may be crazy, but I ain't cheap . That's how I get money for parts.

 

[Camdenst]

12. Practice using your air down tool on other peoples Jeeps?

One better... pull the valve stem cores and put them in the glove box.

 

[AndyG]

One better... pull the valve stem cores and put them in the glove box.

Now that is considerate.

Sir, I put these in here didn't want you to lose them.

 

[K0LCB]

Y’all are cruel!

 

[AndyG]

Y’all are cruel!

Yes, but very fair.

 

[Hog]

Looking for ideas . I have one full day planned.

1. Yank angry bird grills off with my winch.

2. Bump into parked JK/ JL, and say, oops , I didn't realize a " jeep" was parked there , is that a kit ? Does it have 4 wheel drive?

3. Ask YJ owners , hey , are those S10 headlights?

4. Do a limp wristed Jeep wave and see what happens

5. Say to Rubicon owners, " man that looks almost real,who sold you those hood stickers"

6. Walk into a bar and say, Hey, who's driving the 4 door some dude just puked in to?

7. Put corn on parked 4 door roll bars to attract pigeons

8. Ask vendors at the Civic center- Will this fit my Samurai?

9. Give people with terrible looking rigs funeral home hugs

10. Throw water balloons

11. Point at all the Gladiators and bounce up and down in the seat.

That’s hilarious!..I’ll be watching for mayhem and know who it is

 

[Steel City 06]

Encourage TJ/JK/JL owners to do the trackbar delete mod because it worked great on your YJ

Swap a YJ grille into a CJ to balance out the CJ grilles on YJs

Start arguments that “real Wranglers have square headlights” and then when they react challenge them to name a Wrangler built before the TJ that had round headlights

Zip ties on driveshafts
Bicycle inner tubes on exhausts

 

[AndyG]

Drive through Gatlinburg with the P.A. At 10, and blast , “ My name is Chris , I run the TJ Wrangler Forum , and I’m not wearing any pants”

 

[psrivats]

Drive through Gatlinburg with the P.A. At 10, and blast , “ My name is Chris , I run the TJ Wrangler Forum , and I’m not wearing any pants”

 

[AndyG]

As the forum delegate to the Jeep Invasion , I feel a strong need to be prepared. I know all you guys that voted and petitioned for me to go are really counting on me.

This will be a good one -

Meet 3.8 owners , and talk incessantly about how good the 4.0 and the 3.6 are.