One thing I can tell you not to do in Gatlinburg. Don wear a T-shirt that says
Nice Trailer Pussy. In 09 almost went to jail for wearing that shirt. Barney Fife was not happy an told me to got to my room. I was 46 years old at the time. He ended up giving me a ticket for lude dress. A group of us had been riding motorcycles on a week long trip an stopped there for the night. As Ron white says I didn’t know how many it was going to take but in knew how many they were going to use if they were going to take me to jail. Went to police station next morning with my T-shirt in hand an talked to the assistant chief of police an after a couple of weeks got the ticket removed. I won’t go back to gatlinburg. That all I got to say about that.