Thwarting Front Porch Package Stealers

[VirtualRussel]

Allright all of you in the PNW . . . Do any of you know this guy?

http://jalopnik.com/jeep-owner-builds-elaborate-shotgun-shell-exploding-con-1790146826


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[Jerry Bransford]

Damn it was a girl trying to steal it!

 

[Rob5589]

Thieves should have their hands smashed with a sledgehammer

 

[Chris]

HAHA! I don't know who that is, but it's genius! I only had a package stolen once. Fortunately it was an Amazon package and they sent me a new one, no questions asked.

Seems crazy that someone in a $26,000+ car (those Outbacks aren't cheap) is trying to steal packages. I expect them to roll up in a beater.

 

[UpperMI]

HAHA! I don't know who that is, but it's genius! I only had a package stolen once. Fortunately it was an Amazon package and they sent me a new one, no questions asked.

Seems crazy that someone in a $26,000+ car (those Outbacks aren't cheap) is trying to steal packages. I expect them to roll up in a beater.

It's brilliant. No one ever expects the Subaru driving soccer mom to be a thief.

 

[Chris]

It's brilliant. No one ever expects the Subaru driving soccer mom to be a thief.

Oh, I totally agree!

 

[RaymondT]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a big exploding dye pack? The sh*t that doesn't wash off for a week. I could engineer one of those.

 

[Chris]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a big exploding dye pack? The sh*t that doesn't wash off for a week. I could engineer one of those.

That would be amazing to watch in action!

 

[JP13]

Damn it was a girl trying to steal it!

I don't care what is or isn't between their legs. I'll hog tie them and wait for the cops to arrive.

 

[Ahoragi]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a big exploding dye pack? The sh*t that doesn't wash off for a week. I could engineer one of those.

There was someone who did an exploding shi$ box. Funny stuff!