Tman's awesome Dr. Who mods for the TJ thread!!!!

tman66

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And it has begun:
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Our 1st Mod. My daughter, Mandy, has installed a Dr.Who plate holder.
 
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Now, I wanted to get some work done on the Jeep yesterday morning.
I get out my picnic table out of my AWESOME Honda CR-V. No matter how cool somebodies car might be, I always ask the question "Does it has a picnic table?"

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But,I have a serious problem.

My garage.

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Yes, it's very bad.

As I look into the never ending pit of despair, my wife comes out and asking what's wrong. I wave my hand toward the garage and proclaim "This garage and my lack of discipline towards YOU using MY garage has lead to me wanting to set the house on fire and running away and joining the circus.

So, biting off more than she could chew, she spend the next 5 hours pulling everything out and getting overheated. Thereby, resulting in her just shoving everything back in hell pit.

It still a mess, maybe worse.

So, I moved the picnic table and placed all the parts on it for a photo op.
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About that time, FedEx showed up with the Dr.Who plate frame.
It's a start, right? RIght?

To be continued...

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Well, I got the speakers mounted.*
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*this is just a funny picture from the internet I came across today, it is not my vehicle. This was installed by trained professionals, do not try this at home.
 
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The skeeters ate me up at dusk!!!

I would have gotten an earlier start, but my wife, Susan didn't let me know the package had arrived and I only got the roll bar speakers
installed.

I bought:
2 sets of Polk Audio DB522 speakers for the roll bar and front dash.
A Kicker CompRT 43CWRT672 sub for the console.
And a JVC KD-R980BTS head unit with blue tooth and all that shit.

Just with the roll bar speakers, the stereo improved 100%.
 
Well that's one way to really hear the music!

Don't you think it might be uncomfortable if you rest your head there though?

Ummmm, if you take a really
Close look you'll notice that the Picture isn't of a jeep. For example there's a massive arm rest between the seats. Or there's no roll bar. nothing obvious at all @Chris ;-)
 
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That's a whacked-out avatar.

Story time.

My wife can't cook and I started a thread on another forum. This is one of my posts:


Dinner one night.

I don't know what it was.

It was in the crock pot.

I am guessing the ingredients:

1 can of corn
1 can of tomato sauce
1 package of hot dogs.

I told her I was not eating her “hot dog” stew.

Where the hell did you get that recipe girl? Ionlyhave25centsfordinner.com?


I was then nicknamed "Hot Dog Stu" and my wife is "Hot Dog Sue".
 
Story time.

My wife can't cook and I started a thread on another forum. This is one of my posts:


Dinner one night.

I don't know what it was.

It was in the crock pot.

I am guessing the ingredients:

1 can of corn
1 can of tomato sauce
1 package of hot dogs.

I told her I was not eating her “hot dog” stew.

Where the hell did you get that recipe girl? Ionlyhave25centsfordinner.com?


I was then nicknamed "Hot Dog Stu" and my wife is "Hot Dog Sue".
Yep, they made me that avatar and everything.
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You know you've made some friends when they give you nicknames, avatars and your own smilies .
Now THAT is hilarious. I haven't laughed like that in a while...maybe you can find an audio file with subliminal recipe ideas embedded in the music you could play through the head restraint speakers...
 
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Well, I got the speakers mounted.
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Your family might be more than short after driving around in that vehicle for awhile? You might also be deaf! Only benefit I see there is not hearing the kids. What vehicle is that, anyway? Looks like some SUV. Honestly, I've never seen that location used as a speaker mount. But not out of line with the dinner your wife cooked up in the crock pot! Meant in good fun. ;)
 
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Now THAT is hilarious.
I'm glad I've made another person happy through my suffering.

Some highlights:

What is black on the outside and pink in the middle?

My wife’s chicken fajitas.
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She made some shrimp cocktail for us.

She went out and bought the shrimp, peeled it and set it on the table for us to eat.

I said, "Honey....it's grey. I think it needs to be pink"

"How do I get it pink?"

"I think you have to boil the little critters"
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French toast recipe:

1 egg
2 egg whites
1/4 cup milk
1/2 CUP VANILLA EXTRACT
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Where the f*** she found enough vanilla, to make 1/2 cup, I'll never know.
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Microwave beef fajitas.

Easy.

Put the fajitas in the microwave, set the timer for 45 seconds.

Well, they come out well done, when you set the timer for 45 minutes.
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Chicken salad sandwich.

That's all I want.

Nice cool meal, on a hot Texas day.

She can't make it, I keep getting text messages at work and knew I was in trouble.

I walk in the door and there it is, in a bowl......a giant bowl.

"You need to make it" she said.

My sweet wife had put the cooked(thank god) chicken in a blender and chopped it into dust.

"You have enough chicken for everyone in the neighborhood"

I took 3 giant handfuls of the powdered chicken and place it on the cutting board.

The I took a knife and made 3 big lines saying "Get me a straw, I'm snortin' this shit up, cause that's how I like my chicken salad sandwiches."

She is busting up laughing, which is bad, because she had surgery on her large intestine a couple of weeks ago and still has the stitches.

My daughter said "I just had ravioli from the can, it's safer."

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ROFLMAO!!! Man, cooking lessons sounds like it should be put in the budget ASAP!
 
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That was hilarious! I literally had tears coming down my cheeks I was laughing so hard. Thank god all my coworkers are gone for the day.
 
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