Twas the night before Christmas but I couldn't sleep.
'Cause out in the driveway sat a lifted red Jeep.
I called up my buddies, the ones who weren't lit.
To see if they wanted to go muddin' for a bit.
I was waiting outside for the guys to get here from town.
Checking tire pressure, and lowering it down.
When I looked on the roof' cause I'd just heard a sound.
Santa Claus popped out of the chimney and down to the ground.
Santa said" She looks pretty sweet"
"The treads kinda' thin so I left you some new meats."
He said " Gotta go can't stay 'round all day,
but how about trading your Wrangler for my sleigh?"
I said" Not a chance Santa" but his eyes were all lit
When I asked" Hey man, wanna go muddin' for a bit?"
He jumped right in and helped take down the top.
Then said "Fire this beast up, lets get to the slop."
We backed out of the drive and tore up the street.
All I could hear him say is "Dang this is sweet."
We mudded and hill climbed, Nick says"I''ve never felt this alive."
So I pulled over and asked" Hey, wanna drive?"
We waited for my buddies to get there then I threw him the keys
as he walked to the Jeep, I saw him shake at the knees.
He reved the engine and dumped the clutch.
All the while yelling, "Dude, this is too much."
He mudded and hill climbed almost til dawn
Then he said" I'm really running late, I gotta get gone."
Back at the house we heard him shout as he flew outta sight
"Merry Christmas to all..... I've just had a great night."
'Cause out in the driveway sat a lifted red Jeep.
I called up my buddies, the ones who weren't lit.
To see if they wanted to go muddin' for a bit.
I was waiting outside for the guys to get here from town.
Checking tire pressure, and lowering it down.
When I looked on the roof' cause I'd just heard a sound.
Santa Claus popped out of the chimney and down to the ground.
Santa said" She looks pretty sweet"
"The treads kinda' thin so I left you some new meats."
He said " Gotta go can't stay 'round all day,
but how about trading your Wrangler for my sleigh?"
I said" Not a chance Santa" but his eyes were all lit
When I asked" Hey man, wanna go muddin' for a bit?"
He jumped right in and helped take down the top.
Then said "Fire this beast up, lets get to the slop."
We backed out of the drive and tore up the street.
All I could hear him say is "Dang this is sweet."
We mudded and hill climbed, Nick says"I''ve never felt this alive."
So I pulled over and asked" Hey, wanna drive?"
We waited for my buddies to get there then I threw him the keys
as he walked to the Jeep, I saw him shake at the knees.
He reved the engine and dumped the clutch.
All the while yelling, "Dude, this is too much."
He mudded and hill climbed almost til dawn
Then he said" I'm really running late, I gotta get gone."
Back at the house we heard him shout as he flew outta sight
"Merry Christmas to all..... I've just had a great night."
