- Driving your Jeep
- Washing your Jeep
- Waxing your Jeep
- Vacuuming your Jeep
- Changing your Jeep oil and filter
- Working on your Jeep
- Taking pictures of your Jeep
- Posting pictures of your Jeep
- Ordering parts for your Jeep
- Chatting on the forum about your Jeep
- Chatting on the forum about my Jeep (extremely safe)
- Petting your Jeep with uncovered hands
- Kissing your Jeep
- Taking your Jeep out on the trail
- Taking your Jeep in the mud
- Taking your Jeep dune bashing
- Waving to people with Jeeps
- Giving the finger to people who don't have Jeeps
- Cranking up the jams in your Jeep Caveat: Rap music will make you get the flu and die
- Removing angry bird grill from your Jeep (many psychological health benefits)