Unbelievably stupid movies

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List off some of the most outrageous and unbelievably stupid movies you've stumbled across.

Surfing through Netflix tonight, I found this:

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This is the "trailer" for a movie that is, itself, a movie (so claimed) on YouTube. It's 10 minutes long, and I sort of regularly introduce unsuspecting friends and relatives to it from time to time. Some have never forgiven me...;)

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Skyline was horrendous.

Basically, it was written by two guys who did special effects for a living (see also: not writing dialogue) and were sick of the politics of the business. So, they set off to do their own movie.

However, their inability to write dialogue made this flick paaaaaiiiinnnfuullll.

The special effects were awesome, but they were cancelled out — and then some — by the shitty dialogue. We wanted every character in the movie to die. David Zayas played a particularly annoying character; every goddamn line he said was some kind of supposed poignant exclamation.

I want to edit every line of dialogue out of the movie. Not only would it be less than half its original running time, but it would be a far better movie.