Cattle dogs are absolutely the best.
They're not "pets" they're co conspirators and will encourage you to do stupid stuff
When I was 12-13 a buddy demonstrated a couple fire farts, funniest thing I had ever seen. The next day he grinned and said he had hurt his ass doing that and he could barely walk.
P.S. I wouldn't mind trying to make your next one if my currently bad back recovers by then, I'll be sure to bring a big bottle of Fireball.
We had several heelers over the years on the farm, both red and blue.
Always fun watching them move 1,700 lb bulls around. Nipping at their heels. Every now and then the bull would get a kick in though.
They’d try to bite tires on cars when they pulled into our driveway.
I ran one over with a hay rack once. It lived.
That does make 'em sound like perverts....
Having lived in the south for 1.5 years now I have figured out terms like that don't even come close to what they really mean.
Then it sounds right. You guys just can’t believe how bad it is.
Wheeling with the afflicted.
just wait until next time ! I'm going to put a "I'M A CANDY ASS" logo on yours !