NDF’s, or non driving fools, (you can use the other word here too) piss me off royally.
If you can’t sit through the length of a stoplight without being on your phone, you have a problem.
While in wall to wall slow moving traffic, you feel the need to have a two car length gap between you and the car in front of you. I’m not saying you need to be two feet away from them, but the light we are all waiting at is only going to stay green for so long, and you are just screwing everyone behind you. If you need a half mile clear area between you and the car in front of you, stay out of the left hand lanes.
If you and I are traveling the same direction on a two lane road, me in the left lane and you in the right, and we both see a sign that says “right lane closed ahead”, the longer you stay in the right lane the bigger asshole you are. If the left lane is moving just fine and you speed up just to jam yourself in by stopping the flow, you’re an asshole. And so are all the others behind you that somehow can’t merge like normal people prior to where the lane is closed. Then you want to throw a fit when I don’t let you in. Sorry, but you’re an asshole, and I don’t think you’re near as special as you do.
There are only two rules to driving:
Pay attention, and keep up.
You can’t do those if you’re doing anything else while behind the wheel. The car was invented so that we could get from one place to the next without having to walk.
Drivers that parallel each other. If you want to go the same speed, get in the same lane.
Every vehicle certified to be on the road has turn signals. They are there for a reason. By using them it allows much safer travel for everyone. Use them asshole!
If double digit speeds scare you into a hissy fit, you need to take a bus, Uber, cab, bicycle, anything other than you driving half the speed limit with your hazard lights on.
If by having a friend of a friends uncle who owns a shop and needs the money is the only way your rolling pile of crap mosquito fogger oil burning vehicle with bald wobbly tires and dragging muffler can get a safety/ smog inspection pass, do not ever attempt traveling in the fast lanes.
The “hey look at me, I’m on the highway” speed is never enough for you to be in the faster lanes on the highway.
Infinity minivan driving soccer moms are the most NDF’s out there.
Just because you drive a vehicle that cost ten times more than mine, does not mean traffic laws, or common sense, doesn’t apply to you.
While traveling through a neighborhood and you approach a car parked in front of a house, in your lane, it does not mean it’s ok to proceed forward in the oncoming lane without regard to oncoming traffic. If you hit me head on because I did not move out of your entitled way, I will sue you until the moon turns blue, and your hair falls out.
Yeah, I guess I’m turning into that “get off my grass” old guy. Please be safe out there!