Why Barbie, why?

[JEEPCJTJ]

Why are you playing the role of Elton John? This can't be acceptable. You're not a gay male.
Ken would be much more appropriate, but even he's too skinny and not British.

 

[Chris]

Wow

 

[Tomcat]

Elton John is a lesbian, right?
Asking for a friend.

 

[ejay]

I bet EJ is pissed! Nobody out-fabulouses EJ. Just ask EJ.