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Wife slams my full doors

89grand

TJ Enthusiast
Mar 29, 2019
465
Phoenix, AZ
This fix is so easy. Stay single. No door slamming, no asking for permission for the next mod, or next gun, or next piece of audio equipment.

I had a ton of fun with hot girls when I was younger, but never married. I've never regretted that decision. I come and go as I please and spend money the same way.
 
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glwood

Jeep # 13
Supporting Member
Sep 16, 2016
6,356
Albuquerque, NM
This fix is so easy. Stay single. No door slamming, no asking for permission for the next mod, or next gun, or next piece of audio equipment.

I had a ton of fun with hot girls when I was younger, but never married. I've never regretted that decision. I come and go as I please and spend money the same way.
Not so simple if you're not already single.

I'd get rid of the TJ before the wife.
 

TJ2

TJ Addict
Dec 9, 2017
2,788
Texas United States
This fix is so easy. Stay single. No door slamming, no asking for permission for the next mod, or next gun, or next piece of audio equipment.

I had a ton of fun with hot girls when I was younger, but never married. I've never regretted that decision. I come and go as I please and spend money the same way.
What goes around comes around.
 

Sundowner

Groom Lake Resident
Supporting Member
Feb 6, 2019
981
The Republic of Dave
This fix is so easy. Stay single. No door slamming, no asking for permission for the next mod, or next gun, or next piece of audio equipment.
The only problem with that solution is that "stay single" and "no door slamming, no asking for permission, etc, etc" are not mutually exclusive when you choose wisely in regards to your relationships.
 

Goatman

TJ Enthusiast
Apr 23, 2019
619
Upstate NY
Try slamming the fridge door. After she has to clean up the mayonnaise off the milk container a few times she might figure it out. Or explain to her how the recent invention of hinges have changed how a door works. Or wack her nose with a rolled up newspaper. Or ..... just explain how the Jeep is worth more to you than she is. Problem solved. Any of these should save your doors, but may mean seeing the kids on every other weekend. Like said earlier ... pick your battles.
 

astjp2

TJ Addict
Aug 22, 2018
2,330
Utah and Alaska
My wife did it again today in the Jeep ...and I opened it and gently closed it.

She asked why.

To show you it closes easy .

She didn’t like it.
So just go buy a set of soft top doors and only put one on her side, problem solved...and if she complains, just remind her that they do have rental girlfriends...