Wise word of the day!

[astjp2]

Never ever...

waste a good fart!

 

[Jramos013]

Careful, the fart could come with a prize.

 

[astjp2]

I was actually hoping others would have some funny quips and quotes...

 

[Apparition]

Careful, the fart could come with a prize.

Sur prize

 

[B252]

Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.

 

[Swamp Yankee]

KISS
keep it simple stupid

 

[RINC]

 

[PNBLD]

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated​

 

[AFF]

Never ever...

trust a fart!

fixed for us old guys!

 

[Thunderhead]

Any act of aggression towards my wife will elicit a response of “Don’t threaten me with a good time!”


And in this day and age this quote fits

“Power wants to explain just how powerful it is”

 

[Mike_H]

A man who is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else

 

[Rick Flair]

 

[2001slvrstntj]

Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

[Swamp Yankee]

People brag about what the don’t have.

 

[B252]

"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 

[Apparition]

"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

"I see" said the blind man to his deaf dog

 

[Tomcat]

You've done nothing when you've bested an idiot.
Thank you John Wayne.

 

[Moon Eyes]

Never too much horsepower , just not enough traction .

 

[Mike_H]

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

 

[PNBLD]

Never too much horsepower , just not enough traction .

Too much horsepower is almost enough