Cheesy TJ Enthusiast Joined Oct 1, 2019 Messages 710 Location NE IL Apr 15, 2021 #21 I always called those ‘Dadisms’. One of my Dads’ that still confuses me to this day. To me, ”Kid, you are slower than sour owl shit.” Then Mom smacked him upside the head.
I always called those ‘Dadisms’. One of my Dads’ that still confuses me to this day. To me, ”Kid, you are slower than sour owl shit.” Then Mom smacked him upside the head.
Apparition Moab JuneFest 2024 Supporting Member Ride of the Month Winner Joined Jan 17, 2020 Messages 65,230 Location Twin Cities, MN Apr 15, 2021 #22 "Slicker than cum on a gold tooth" Reactions: Rick Flair and DrDmoney
B B252 TJ Addict Supporting Member Lifetime Supporting Member Joined Mar 9, 2018 Messages 1,184 Location Riverside, Ca. Apr 15, 2021 #23 Mom used to say "funnier than a rubber crutch". Didn't figure it out till about 11 years old when I had to use crutches. Now I can't help but smile or laugh when I see someone on them. Reactions: 2001slvrstntj, Thunderhead and Apparition
Mom used to say "funnier than a rubber crutch". Didn't figure it out till about 11 years old when I had to use crutches. Now I can't help but smile or laugh when I see someone on them.
Fixer6 TJ Enthusiast Joined Oct 12, 2018 Messages 589 Location United State of Texas Apr 15, 2021 #24 “You’re about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.” Or one of my Dads - “Boy, use your head for something other than a hat rack.” Reactions: Jack72 and B252
“You’re about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.” Or one of my Dads - “Boy, use your head for something other than a hat rack.”
Modoc Guy Jack of all trades, master of none Supporting Member Joined Mar 22, 2020 Messages 1,844 Location Canby, Northern California Apr 15, 2021 #25 Well, back in the day there was: A friend with weed is a friend indeed! Reactions: DrDmoney, tombicon, B252 and 2 others
RINC E pluribus unum = Out of many, one Supporting Member Joined Mar 15, 2020 Messages 7,951 Location A Sunny Place For Shady People. Laveen, AZ Apr 15, 2021 #26 Modoc Guy said: Well, back in the day there was: A friend with weed is a friend indeed! Click to expand... Ass Grass or Cash. No one rides for free. Reactions: B252 and Thunderhead
Modoc Guy said: Well, back in the day there was: A friend with weed is a friend indeed! Click to expand... Ass Grass or Cash. No one rides for free.
mrblaine Crew Member Supporting Member Joined Nov 20, 2015 Messages 28,981 Location Quail Valley, CA Apr 15, 2021 #27 The measure of a man is taken by watching his hands, not listening to his mouth. Righty tighty, lefty loosey works if you're a fucking retard. Reactions: B252, Modoc Guy and Moon Eyes
The measure of a man is taken by watching his hands, not listening to his mouth. Righty tighty, lefty loosey works if you're a fucking retard.
Swamp Yankee TJ Enthusiast Joined Jun 16, 2019 Messages 252 Location Massachusetts Apr 15, 2021 #28 The 9 most terrifying words in the English language are, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” Ronald Reagan Reactions: Jack72, Tomcat, Rick Flair and 2 others
The 9 most terrifying words in the English language are, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” Ronald Reagan
tombicon TJ Enthusiast Supporting Member Joined Mar 9, 2021 Messages 408 Location Washington Apr 15, 2021 #29 B252 said: Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Click to expand... Filled my shorts w a thick, brown paste, when it was only air, I expected to waste! Reactions: B252
B252 said: Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Click to expand... Filled my shorts w a thick, brown paste, when it was only air, I expected to waste!
taylormade73 Wob Free Supporting Member Ride of the Month Winner Joined May 1, 2019 Messages 4,135 Location Miami Valley Apr 15, 2021 #30 Al Swearengen: "Kid yourself about your behavior and you'll never learn a f***ing thing Reactions: Rick Flair
taylormade73 Wob Free Supporting Member Ride of the Month Winner Joined May 1, 2019 Messages 4,135 Location Miami Valley Apr 15, 2021 #31 The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Reactions: DrDmoney
taylormade73 Wob Free Supporting Member Ride of the Month Winner Joined May 1, 2019 Messages 4,135 Location Miami Valley Apr 15, 2021 #32 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2001slvrstntj Cigar smokin, whiskey drinkin, meat smokin, jeeper Supporting Member Joined Dec 25, 2019 Messages 1,383 Location Pasadena Md Apr 15, 2021 #33 Red sky at night sailors delight red sky in morning sailor take warning.
AFF TJ Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, 2020 Messages 257 Location Texas Apr 16, 2021 #34 Red on black, venom lack. Red on yellow, you’re fucked. Wait...that’s not right. Red on black, venom lack. Red on yellow Will kill a fellow. Reactions: Jack72
Red on black, venom lack. Red on yellow, you’re fucked. Wait...that’s not right. Red on black, venom lack. Red on yellow Will kill a fellow.
Cheesy TJ Enthusiast Joined Oct 1, 2019 Messages 710 Location NE IL Apr 16, 2021 #35 Are you deaf or do I talk funny? Management here couldn't find it's way out of a one door room.
Fixer6 TJ Enthusiast Joined Oct 12, 2018 Messages 589 Location United State of Texas Apr 16, 2021 #36 Best I ever heard - “When all those around you are losing their minds, that’s when you need to keep yours the most.”
Best I ever heard - “When all those around you are losing their minds, that’s when you need to keep yours the most.”