You might be a mall crawler if...

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Recently while watching a thread about another member being called a Mall Crawler, Jeff Foxworthy's bit "...You Might be a Redneck" came to mind. I though it would be fun to see what folks here can come up with along those lines. Nothing mean spirited, but I think this could be fun.

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If your Jeep has an “angry grill” 🤣
Guys this is supposed to be in the vein of Jeff Foxworthy, you know the COMIC!?! So these should be phrased like his redneck jokes. Case in point modoc should've said:

If you bought some jeep parts and your grill is angry but your wife is not, then you might be a mall crawler.