Anybody up for a random meme dump?
- Thread starter Bofa-Deez
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Now That's Funny
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shinedhis flashlight around, looking for valuables when
a voice in the dark said,
"Jesus knows you’re here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a
bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard
a voice....say,
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam
came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep", the parrot confessed, then
squawked,
"I’m just trying to warn you that he is
watching you."
The burglar relaxed.
"Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"I'm Moses." replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
"The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus".
Now the way I see this one is that if you are the one trying to communicate a subject to someone you need to do it in a manner that they can comprehend. So yes it's the listeners responsibility to comprehend that is being said but it's the person talking responsibility to do so in a manner others can comprehend.
