Tennessee man cuts off penis

[Apparition]

Cookeville Man Seriously Injured After Severing his Penis Before Leading Officers on Pursuit​

Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70. What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

https://www.wjle.com/news/cookevill...his-penis-before-leading-officers-on-pursuit/

 

[P man]

Pretty standard stuff for Tennessee (my wife's family is from there)

 

[Apparition]

Pretty standard stuff for Tennessee (my wife's family is from there)

That mean your wife was once a he?

 

[Chris]

Wow

 

[P man]

That mean your wife was once a he?

Not that I'm aware of...ill do some checking tonight just to make sure

 

[Apparition]

Wow

Or just ow

 

[Apparition]

Not that I'm aware of...ill do some checking tonight just to make sure

Well don’t go all half cocked like that guy

 

[Squatch]

This ad is posted beside the article. Think this guy may have been the artist for the poster? Shroooms…….

 

[rasband]

 

[rasband]

Another classic from Chappelle.

 

[L J]

Cookeville Man Seriously Injured After Severing his Penis Before Leading Officers on Pursuit

 

[Squatch]

I know. What kind of a cockeyed headline is that?

 

[pagrey]

There's got to be a way to combine this with the $69 Jeff Bezos dildo thread.

Story is meth-ed up.

 

[Brianj5600]

Cookeville Man Seriously Injured After Severing his Penis Before Leading Officers on Pursuit​

Law enforcement officers encountered a bizarre incident Wednesday morning as a Cookeville man led them on a two county pursuit from Dowelltown to Lebanon on Highway 70. What they learned was that the man, 39 year old Tyson Gilbert had severed his own penis and tossed it out the car window somewhere along the route either before or during the chase. Gilbert said he heard voices on his car radio telling him to commit the act in order to save the world.

https://www.wjle.com/news/cookevill...his-penis-before-leading-officers-on-pursuit/

That is taking one for the team!!!

 

[Apparition]

That is taking one for the team!!!

It was a split decision

 

[P man]

This is turning into a dick pun thread I love it!!! Keep them cumming

 

[Apparition]

This is turning into a dick pun thread I love it!!! Keep them cumming

Sometimes you have to rock out with your cock out

 

[Jerry Bransford]

That was definitely the Darwin Theory in action, mankind is now better off from that idiot cutting his dick off. Hopefully no one ordered a cop to go back to try to find it. Not to mention the mice, ants, and insects deserve his dick more than he does.

 

[P man]

That wss definitely the Darwin Theory in action, mankind is now better off from that idiot cutting his dick off. Hopefully no one ordered a cop to go back to try to find it. Not to mention the mice, ants, and insects deserve his dick more than he does.

Do you mean like this?

 

[pagrey]

Do you mean like this?

I'm beginning to understand the "P" in "P man" now.