What the actual f*#k? I've heard it all, now...

P man said:
This ain't weird..this is a typical Tuesday night at my house!!!
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FMTs usually involve a doctor taking poop from a healthy donor, and blending it with a saline solution. In FDA-approved procedures, the saline and feces mixture is then inserted into the recipient's gastrointestinal tract through an enema, or taken via oral capsules (it can also be done via colonoscopy or upper endoscopy).
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never thought I'd find a situation where I'd prefer an enema over a pill, but I guess I just did.



I've actually heard of this. My wife goes through occasional stretches with gut issues, but never severe or long lasting enough to go to this extent. I did offer my "services" for this procedure in case she ever needed it. :ROFLMAO: under medical supervision of course. Someone shoving someone elses dumps up their own butt is just too much.
 
Guys, we're at post #15 and no one has made a fudge-packer joke, which seems very fitting for this story. Are we slipping, are we getting lazy here? :unsure:
 
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I worked in the ER at a Palm Springs hospital. It was amazing what people put up their butts and then got it stuck. The stories I heard on how it happened were always good too. Tripped in the garden and fell on an egg plant. Fell off a ladder next to the house and got impaled by a dildo. I have no idea how a toilet paper tub wrapped in duct tape got up there. Scratching my hemorrhoids with a screwdriver and it got stuck.
Good thing she was not menstruating. That would have been messy.
 
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bucky said:
I worked in the ER at a Palm Springs hospital. It was amazing what people put up their butts and then got it stuck. The stories I heard on how it happened were always good too. Tripped in the garden and fell on an egg plant. Fell off a ladder next to the house and got impaled by a dildo. I have no idea how a toilet paper tub wrapped in duct tape got up there. Scratching my hemorrhoids with a screwdriver and it got stuck.
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Reminds me of this show

https://go.tlc.com/show/sex-sent-me-to-the-er-tlc-atve-us

S1 E1

It Was a Doozy​

42mTV-141/3/2014
A 440-lb. virgin sends his girlfriend to the ER after his first time.
 
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