Anybody up for a random meme dump?

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Speaking of gynecologists, they just celebrated their wedding and were preparing for consummation.
Her: "Please be gentle. It's my first time."
Him" "How can that be? You've been married three times before!"
Her: "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector. God, I miss him!!"