Missed the kidney stones, pregnancy ain’t shit
Sleep? What is this strange thing you speak of? Don't you know veterans don't sleep?
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Edit: And ain't you got school? You need to get to sleep.
I really didn’t realize this is a thing. You guys keep jacking off.
Mrs App does most of the smoking on the MAK so it means we’ll need more BBQ. It’s all good.
Your wife cooks? It just isn’t in the dna after the wedding