Another way to save the planet from too much toilet paper..... Who remembers "one square a day"? 
The Ass Wand
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Haha, that's fair. I know it's probably ok, but the idea that my ignorance could result in spraying toilet water is enough to keep me from testing it.You're right...you really have no idea how plumbing works.
Call me crazy but I wouldn't want to use the setup you have either... albeit a different reason for me would be, shooting cold "ass" water at my sphincter, most definitely, is not my idea of a soothing cleanse...
WARNING:
Do not get a bidet with an automatic tampon remover!!!
Do not get a bidet with an automatic tampon remover!!!
You'd never make it if the judge sent you away to the pokie for a stint would you? Got the combo toilet/sink/water fountain there. That's where the retarded Spanish girl the liberals elected in office (AOC) gets the idea that the illegals are drinking from the toilet in the holding cell rather than the preferred method of drinking water.... sucking muddy sewer water from the river while dragging a kid across the desert.
Great thread. Glad I came in here to see what the buzz was about. Being Filipino, a “tabo” is generally used by females to clean up after using the toilet. Basically it’s a cup or small bucket that one fills with water and pours to clean oneself up. But it’s normal amongst Asian culture to clean up with water after toilet use. Actually both my mom and mother in law had bathroom remodels in their homes and both had toilets wands installed lol. Me? Cottonelle flushable wipes ftw! Never poop without them!!
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Maybe he is one of the stealth forum members. I wonder which one?
Gotta be Blaine???
No offense
I guess I could be cajoled to try one of these things only if my wife insisted we buy one and it’s installed in our personal bathroom. I will always refer to it as “douching it” though.
But no way in God’s green earth would I ever use one in a public bathroom or hotel. The thought of strangers having held the wand, the back spray, etc. horrid!! Germ factory.
The one I have tucks itself up under the toilet seat and only comes out when needed, it cleans itself before coming out and after putting itself back up. All you touch is a button on a remote control. It also has a lip on the toilet seat that goes down inside the bowl to prevent any water from splashing out between the gap. Way more hygienic than smearing crap on yourself with dry paper. I purchased one for the master bath to try out, but after using for a couple of months I am considering one for the hall bath that guest use. It will pay for itself in no time with savings on toilet paper.
Ha. I grew up in Europe where they’re a lot more common but I doubt they’ll really get traction here. Simple reason: Taco Tuesday!! Freakin’ Taco Tuesday is like Hiroshima for toilets, complete and utter destruction of anything and everything within 4 feet of the toilet. Is it pure coincidence that Home Depot always has toilets as their “Special Buy of the Day” on Wednesday’s?? I think not... lol
When I first started fighting wildland/urban interface fires years ago, I quickly learned to carry a pack of moistened butt wipes in my wildlands pack. Nothing worse than being up some canyon all night doing structure protection and having to use tp out of an MRE. I don’t mind crapping in a dug hole, but I’m all about the comfort when having to do so.Some toilet seats have these built in nowadays from what I understand.
You know what else actually works great in my experience? Baby wipes
Now I always carry in the Jeep too.
X2When I first started fighting wildland/urban interface fires years ago, I quickly learned to carry a pack of moistened butt wipes in my wildlands pack. Nothing worse than being up some canyon all night doing structure protection and having to use tp out of an MRE. I don’t mind crapping in a dug hole, but I’m all about the comfort when having to do so.
Now I always carry in the Jeep too.
The first fire I went out on I ended up getting a couple of those "shower in a bags" from supply... That was all she wrote!! got home from that fire and the first thing I bought was a couple packs of wipes to throw in my bag!!!