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    Share your fun and funny life stories with us

    I don't understand why she was fired. We had a prosti that worked on the assembly floor. Everybody knew it, I'm sure some of my co-workers were customers, and she even propositioned me one time. She wasn't particularly attractive - but I remember her bumper sticker on her car: "Business before...
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    What did you do to your TJ today?

    Thought I was going to finish up the rock lite wiring. That's what I get for thinking. Broke a drill bit drilling a hole. Big deal, huh? I've had that happen any number of times, everybody has. This one just about did me in. I couldn't get the broken stub out regardless of what I tried. I...
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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

    Actually, Amazon has it: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0817MW2Z5/?tag=wranglerorg-20
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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

    "Pants are Bullshit" - where do I get that Tee?
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    Egypt Fiasco

    Her Maias are to die for. There's not many dancers that flexible, and even fewer men. I'm certainly NOT one of them.
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    Egypt Fiasco

    P.S. The only thing I had other than a bit of jewelry was this headpiece that was presented to me by "Vanessa". I didn't even have my contacts, I had to take my glasses off and dance blind.
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    Egypt Fiasco

    Males generally only perform folkloric styles in folkloric costumes - such as the above pictured "Tannoura" AKA "Twirling Dervish" and the male "Tahtib" (stick) dancers. They do not perform the Cabaret style that the women do in sparkly costumes. It is also actually illegal to perform with a...
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    I don't want to be here anymore...

    Is that still a law? My daughter lived in Texas for a couple of years a long time ago, and got pulled over one time because she didn't stop for a funeral.
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    I don't want to be here anymore...

    That is very true, no question. With that said, we spent months in Greece completely on our own. Want to move on? Go to the port, buy a ferry ticket to the next island. Get off when you get there, and go find a hotel. Get up in the AM, walk down to the open air market and get your food for the...
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    Call Of Duty

    Yep - it was VERY well done, and very playable. They also had a "Plus" version that featured voice prompts that were surprisingly understandable.
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    Differential covers

    That works if you can weld. I haven't run a bead since about 1987, it would be beyond ugly at this point...
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    Call Of Duty

    This is more my style:
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    Piss & Moan Table

    One more time:
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    Anybody up for a random meme dump?

    And people wonder why I don't want to be in this country anymore...
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    Differential covers

    Even for those of us who want to do an inspection, drain plugs still make sense as they're more controllable and less messy than just prying off the cover. YMMV and all that.