The unfortunate TJ of the day thread

The speed bumps in the Homeless Despot parking lot near me are so vicious, that I need to air down before crossing them!

They put things up in our city that warn people with signs of "SPEED HUMPS". Bumps didn't slow down the rednecks down here. Now, rednecks with 4x4's and beer have a new competition. "How fast can I hit that thing at really high speed." Please measure my distance and jail time.??? 🥳
 
They put things up in our city that warn people with signs of "SPEED HUMPS". Bumps didn't slow down the rednecks down here. Now, rednecks with 4x4's and beer have a new competition. "How fast can I hit that thing at really high speed." Please measure my distance and jail time.??? 🥳

Elevated rail-road crossings work well too.
 
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Listen to this advice , Zorba is the only one to extensively wheel the Florida Mountain !;)

I have proof of it. Not as big as the mountain he had in his driveway though, but still impressive. :oops:

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But, only when the lights are flashing and the STOP rails are down. "Come on Fred, one more shot and you can make it".

You left out the part where they're going far left of center hoping to get over the STOP rail on the other side of the tracks. FWIW, that's the reason why you should never stop close to the tracks.