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I can't ever seem to get these things to work correctly...
 
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Lmao, I don't remember what we were supposed to start calling the AFFF (aqueous film forming foam) proportioner when they deployed women on ships. It remained the "donkey dick" as long as I was in. Even most of the women referred to it that way.
 
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Mhass said:
Lmao, I don't remember what we were supposed to start calling the AFFF (aqueous film forming foam) proportioner when they deployed women on ships. It remained the "donkey dick" as long as I was in. Even most of the women referred to it that way.
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It was always a donkey dick in the Army. Those women who didn't like the term would call it a fuel nozzle... And we'd reply with donkey dick.
 
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Mhass said:
Dude! The boarding and unboarding is the worst!
My urge to scream, "Move you ass you fucks!" Is seriously almost unstoppable.
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If the airlines would just do away with those fucking overhead bins, you could load/unload the plane in 10 minutes or less. I only have one small carryon that goes under the seat in front of me, and I sit as far forward as I can. Then when the seatbelt lite goes off at the gate, I'm up and OUT while the unloaders unload.
 
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Zorba said:
If the airlines would just do away with those fucking overhead bins, you could load/unload the plane in 10 minutes or less. I only have one small carryon that goes under the seat in front of me, and I sit as far forward as I can. Then when the seatbelt lite goes off at the gate, I'm up and OUT while the unloaders unload.
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Nope. It's civilians not knowing how to move their ass.
I can get 180 squids on or off an aircraft in under 10 minutes.
Bins, no bins, doesn't matter. My size 14 will MOVE a lollygagger. Of course, they also preclude storing anything under the seat in front of me.
 
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Mhass said:
Nope. It's civilians not knowing how to move their ass.
I can get 180 squids on or off an aircraft in under 10 minutes.
Bins, no bins, doesn't matter. My size 14 will MOVE a lollygagger. Of course, they also preclude storing anything under the seat in front of me.
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No doubt. I just get annoyed at the whole thing - idiots bringing everything short of a huge overseas bag onto the plane. Check that shit!
 
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